Do YOU know what the the Land O Lakes Lady keeps hidden inside her butter box?

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I do… and it’s something GOOD.

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I normally don’t reveal other people’s secrets, but in this case, I actually think the Land O Lakes Lady would appreciate my sharing her butter box secret with the world.  She can’t talk (bless her heart,) but she found a way around the little dilemma.  She printed some great hints on the outside of her butter box:

Hint #1.  Sweet Cream  (Yum!)

Hint #2.  Salted (ooh that’s tasty)

Hint #3.   All Natural  (can’t get more natural than that)

She’s obviously shared the contents of her butter box with the Land O people, and they were clearly impressed because they invented and Trademarked something called “Flavor Protect Wrapper” to keep the contents of her butter box safe and secure.

So without further adieu,

let the secret of the

Land O Lakes Lady’s Butter Box

be revealed…

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Takes the saying

“Take two and butter them while they’re hot”

to a whole new level, doesn’t it?

You never know when this fun little craft might come in handy, so here’s a quick how to:

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Step 1. Cut out the sides and bottom of the Land O Lakes Lady's Tiny Butter Box.

(Props to my former pastor who showed this to my daughter, who was 5 years old at the time.)

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Step 2: Cut the Land O Lakes Lady's knees from the unused side of the Butter Box.

(Think how impressed your weird Uncle Freak McNasty is gonna be when you bust out your butter box trick at your next family gathering!)

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Step 3: Tape the knees in just the right spot.

 

FRIGHTENING FACT:

In the 10 years that I have known the Land O Lakes Lady’s secret, I have NEVER bought any other brand of butter.  I am 100% brand loyal, and I think I know why…

It’s because I’ve seen her sisters.

Am I that easy?  Really??  Show me your tatas and I’ll buy what you’re selling?! Wow.

 

What do YOU think?  (I want to know…)

  • Did you become brand loyal once you found out what the Land O Lakes Lady is hiding inside her butter box?
  • Do you think that Land O Lakes knows about the strange connection that the butter box creates?
  • Do you think that’s why they haven’t changed their butter box design in 72 years?